Saturday, February 25, 2012

Lmao. 5 years since my last post. Well what the fuck.
If you are reading this, hop on kids. The n00b schoolbus is about to leave.


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain


Humor comes in the form of a divine being's spleen:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3020900213052

lmfao

Until i find something to post..fuck

LOL I just realised my cursor is a fuckign schoolbus lmao

Anyway. I just watched "This is War" online and decided to give it a mini-review:
Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman..

It's pretty much your standard romantic comedy infused with CIA cliche shit with an opening action scene where the 2 "spies"(1 brit 1 american) team-up against the baddies and damn they are skilled. The bros are both single at the start, especially FDR. They hook-up with the same girl through online dating and find out that they are hitting the same girl. So they use everything(skills, weapons and all) in their arsenal to ensure they win the dating "game", at the cost of each other. Humor ensues.

Reasons to watch it:
0) Cheesy romantic comedy? No. Able to pull off cliches? Yes.
1) The female lead, Reese Witherspoon, is fucking hot
2)FDR is hilarious
3)Tom Hardy, the brit guy from Inception has an accent you can't resist.

I'll give it a 7/10 overall because it actually has a plot, and the actors are good.
IF you like american action movies, give it a try.

Here's the link:
http://vidreel.com/video/OTUxMzI1/




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